We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

The Scott Summers EP

by Pegasus Cankles

/
1.
A little boy named Jimmy Fry told his parents he would "skate or die." His parents made him go to school instead. A few hours later, he was dead.
2.
A man came and put his gun against my head. Listen close, cos this is what he said, "If you don't skate, I'm gonna kill you." I had to skate--what else could I do?
3.
Bert's Bees 01:44
If you ever go out to Bert's farm He won't do you any harm, But if you ever try to steal from him, you'll say hello to his little friends. Once upon a time a guy named Drew Stole the watermelons that Bert grew; The last thing he heard before he died Was a swarm of bees coming out of the hive. Bert's Bees! They'll kill you with ease. Bert's Bees! Sting you in the knees. Bert drinks his gin and juice, Lives off the things that the bees produce. The bees take the pollen and make honey, Bert sells it and makes money. Bert is a really nice guy, But don't you get on his bad side. He'll send his bees on the attack, And you will die in a swarm of yellow and black. Bert's Bees! They'll kill you with ease. Bert's Bees! Sting you in the knees.

about

Another lost classic from Pegasus Cankles. I found this one in my uncle's tool shed--he was using the test pressing as a coaster. Data on the band from this period is scarce; however, I believe it is from the period where Tim Scott from AntiCop played the bass, with founding member and vocalist Scotty Ktulu switching to guitars and Psycho Shawn on drums. However, legendary rock historian Geoffe Braun believes that the drum tracks were actually performed by serial killer Larry Winchfield while on parole. Naturally, Scotty's parents deny this accusation. In any event, this is a piece of punk rock history, as revolutionary as Rocket To Russia, Out Of Step, or Machine Gun Ettiquette, in its own special way.

credits

released June 9, 1999

Nick House played guitar, bass, drums, and sang on this album. What a waste of talent.
Nate House was supposed to sing on this album, but didn't. Shame on him.

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

The Nick House Party Fayetteville, Arkansas

The Nick House Party is the one-man, genre-free musical project of Nick House, a reclusive computer expert with a master's degree in philosophy. His explosive live show has been described as "life-changing," and has earned him comparisons to Robert Smith and Peter Murphy.

FFO: The Cure, Depeche Mode, ACTORS, Nine Inch Nails, Wolfsheim, Pet Shop Boys




... more

contact / help

Contact The Nick House Party

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this album or account

If you like The Scott Summers EP, you may also like: